my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry
Slam fucking dunked
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
I AM DEAD
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…